Okay, so take a guess as to who this might be.
A foreign actress? No
A model? Nope
Brigette Bardot's long lost daughter from a secret rendevous in Spain? Er.. No
Give up? Now I'm going to tell you who it is just make sure your sitting down okay? I don't want any health claims of people fainting and hitting their heads while reading my blog (although, it would be good publicity--- Kidding!)
It is .....
KRISTEN STEWART! Well you may not be as surprised as I was at this, but let me say I did find it pretty shocking. I'll make this clear I loved Twilight, but the use of past tense is the key here. Ever since the movies came out it has been overpublicised, invaded by tweens and shown to have the most moronic half-brained casting director on the planet. I mean Pattinson seriously!? However, I shall stop here as I'm scared of the hatemail I might receive and the fact that I secretly did enjoy the last movie, Eclipse. Anyway the biggest complaint people have is that Kristen Stewart is well, boring. I know that's hypocritical as she is supposed to be your average girl, but hey, if i'm paying $16 for a movie ticket I want to see something
extraordinary. If I want o
rdinary I'll just stare at the kids at school all day, for FREE!
Anyway, what was this about? Oh yeah, Stewart actually looks
not normal in this spread! Who am I kidding she looks gorgeous! I guess cause she's just turned vampire and all, the beauty's come out right? Woops* spoiler!*
Well that's the only reason I can think of for her looking so goddamn sexy.
Xx Kiki ,
PS Any vampires out there please contact me. It's now proven that your methods work and I'm willing to pay in cash ;)
W Magazine, 2011
"'When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier." Diane Von Furstenberg